Here’s Your Coffee, Dumbass – Vintage Bird Mug (11oz & 15oz)

Elegant... until you read it.

This unapologetically cheeky mug features delicate vintage-style cursive and a proper little bird delivering the boldest roast of all. It’s the kind of mug that starts your day with caffeine and attitude—because sometimes, “good morning” just doesn’t cut it.

Perfect for sarcastic souls, passive-aggressive gifting, or ensuring your mug stays unclaimed in the office kitchen.

☕ Available in 11oz & 15oz
🌀 Microwave & dishwasher safe
🐦 The sassiest sip you’ll take all day

💸 Recommended Pricing (Free Shipping Included):

• 11oz: $16.95

• 15oz: $18.95

This gives you room for a standard Printify cost margin with free shipping baked into the price—while staying attractive to shoppers across Shopify, Etsy, and eBay.

🛠️ Product Features:

• Durable ceramic construction

• Bright, vintage-inspired design

• Microwave-safe for convenient reheating

• Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning

• BPA & lead-free

• Two size options: 11oz or 15oz

• Classic C-handle for comfy sipping

✨ Care Instructions:

• Clean in dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and mild soap

• Microwave safe