Sir Archibald of Chaos T-Shirt “Dog Toy? Never Heard of Her.” Vintage Tuxedo Cat Graphic Tee

“Dog Toy? Never heard of her.” – Sir Archibald of Chaos T-Shirt

Meet Sir Archibald of Chaos: dignified, dashing, and unapologetically above it all.
This vintage-style tee features a hand-etched tuxedo cat proudly holding a tennis ball—clearly stolen from the nearest canine and claimed as his own.

Whether you're a cat lover, chaos coordinator, or mischief enthusiast, this shirt brings the sass with aristocratic flair.

Tee Features:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton

• Lightweight and breathable with a flattering fit

• Side seams and ribbed collar for structure and comfort

• Tear-away label for irritation-free wear

• Printed in the USA using sustainable practices

📦 Free U.S. Shipping Included

• Ships in 2–5 business days

• What you see is what you pay—no hidden fees

🎁 A perfect gift for cat people, introverts with attitude, or anyone who’s ever said “that’s beneath me” unironically.

💰 Price: $27.95 – all sizes, same sass, no upcharge for style.