Dry Your Hands Here, Dumbass – Funny Vintage Bird Hand Towel

Dry Your Hands Here, Dumbass – Funny Vintage Bird Hand Towel

Add a little sass to your soap station with this vintage-inspired hand towel that says what we’re all thinking. With elegant cursive and a smug little bird perched on a branch, it brings just the right blend of class and attitude to your kitchen or bathroom.

Whether it’s for your own passive-aggressive peace or the perfect gag gift for a housewarming, this towel makes drying hands just a little more entertaining.

🪶 Why you’ll love it:

• Vintage design with modern sarcasm

• Great for guest bathrooms, kitchen sinks, or “don’t make me say it again” moments

• Soft, durable, and machine washable (you know, for people who actually use it)

• A HollyMade original—designed to charm, offend, or both 😘

Product Details:

• 16" x 28" hand towel

• Lightweight and absorbent polyester-cotton blend

• Printed in crisp, bold vintage teal

• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (do not iron or dry clean)

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